bri. 24. Las Vegas.
I like puns, penguins, and parks and rec. And plenty of other things that begin with other letters, too. Also, I'm an Aquarius with a Cancer moon and Libra rising.
reasons why halloween is the best holiday:
- you are not obliged to visit your relatives
- you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
- people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
- its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin
and go out as a penguin, i have. multiple times. fave costume.
Louise makes a Burger of the Day for each member of her family.
"He’s the Besteshire Dad though"
I love everything about Bob’s Burgers.
I really love looking through my own blog on random. It’s just so many things I like and can relate to. Cause, duh.
damn cancer moon takes over my chart.
when you wake up early in the morning and sit on the edge of your bed like
I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you die. First of all, that one second isn’t a second at all, it stretches on forever, like an ocean of time… For me, it was lying on my back at Boy Scout camp, watching falling stars… And yellow leaves, from the maple trees, that lined our street… Or my grandmother’s hands, and the way her skin seemed like paper… And the first time I saw my cousin Tony’s brand new Firebird… And Janie… And Janie… And… Carolyn. I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me… but it’s hard to stay mad, when there’s so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I’m seeing it all at once, and it’s too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that’s about to burst… And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can’t feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life… You have no idea what I’m talking about, I’m sure. But don’t worry… you will someday.
American Beauty (1999) dr. Sam Mendes
my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background
speak on it